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Fun Music Information -> Royal Guardsmen
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Royal GuardsmanSong Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" | Should be known as 'The Bloody Red Baron', but this was the 60's so 'bloody' may have been too explicit for that time. - Paul Warren |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," | Von Richthofen died long before Snoopy came around | Jeffrey Hope |
| "Snoopy vs The Red Baron," | FussBudget |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Charlie Brown," The Coasters | "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen | |
| "Baby Let's Wait," The Royal Guardsmen | "I Can't Wait," Nu Shooz | |
| "Baby Let's Wait," The Royal Guardsmen | "Can't Wait All Night," Juice Newton | |
| "Baby Let's Wait," The Royal Guardsmen | "I Will Wait," Mumford & Sons | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Snoopy vs. the Red Barn" originally "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron"
His doghouse didn't stand a chance!
Clifton Palmer McLendon
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Barn" originally "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"
It's humorous to visualize Snoopy fighting a barn!
Jeffrey Hope
"The Return Of The Red Barn" originally "The Return Of The Red Baron"
Natalie Snortman
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wit Kinda Looks Like Christmas" originally "It Kinda Looks Like Christmas"
Mary Ann Brite
"Kit Kinda Looks Like Christmas" originally "It Kinda Looks Like Christmas"
Candy Welty
"Bit Kinda Looks Like Christmas" originally "It Kinda Looks Like Christmas"
Candy Welty
"Snoopy Vs. The Reed Baron" originally "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"
Typo turned humorous idea.
Jeffrey Hope
Change a Letter:
"Baby Let's Bait" originally "Baby Let's Wait"
Eileen Wright
"Baby Let's Wail" originally "Baby Let's Wait"
Eileen Wright
"Baby Let's Want" originally "Baby Let's Wait"
Want what?
Eileen Wright
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Aaron" originally "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"
Whoever that entity was
Samantha Wayland
"Snooty Vs. The Red Baron" originally "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"
Don't be that way or you'll be his 81st victim.
Jeffrey Hope
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" | "Thomas vs. Diesel 10" | Queen Amidala |
| "Snoopy's Christmas" | "Jacob's Christmas" | Queen Amidala |
| "Snoopy VS The Red Baron" | "Jacob VS The Model High Scums" | Jacob Woodring |
| "Snoopy's Christmas" | "Obama Versus Boehner (The Sequel)" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron" | "Obama vs. the Orange Boehner" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "Snoopy's Christmas" | "Snoopy's Trip to the Near East" | Hu's On First |
| "Snoopy vs The Red Baron" | "Digiorno vs Red Baron" | Dan Creeden |
| "Snoopy versus the Red Baron" | "The Pop Exodus" | Kate Gladstone |
| "Snoopy Vs The Red Baron" | "Barry Vs. The Word Baron (me)" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Snoopy Vs The Red Baron" | "The Seven Dwarfs Song" | Malcolm Higgins |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Return of the Red Baron | Red Baron Pizza | Jeffrey Hope |
| Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron | Red Baron Pizza | Jeffrey Hope |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Magnificent Royal Guardsmen
Magnificent Men combined with Royal Guardsmen
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
The Royal Teen Guardsmen
The Royal Teens combined with The Royal Guardsmen
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Billy Joe Royal's Guardsmen
Billy Joe Royal combined with Royal Guardsmen
Submitted By: Jeffrey Hope
The Royal Guardsmen Philharmonic Orchestra
The Royal Guardsmen combined with The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Submitted By: Candy Welty
There are additional Royal Guardsmen Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Snoopy's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: And a millionaire
Original Lyrics: And goodwill to men
| "Snoopy's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: And guerrilla men
Original Lyrics: And good will to men
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"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron"
Misheard Lyrics: 80 men drive and 80 men died
Original Lyrics: 80 men tried and 80 men died
| "Snoopy’s Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: And three guilty men
Original Lyrics: And good will to men
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron"
Misheard Lyrics: 80 men drive and 80 men died
Original Lyrics: 80 men tried and 80 men died
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke At the time, I thought it was a crash test! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: After the turn of the century,
In the clear blue skies over Germany, Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard, Like the screamin' sound of a big war bird. Why They're Nonsensical: I too have (still) never hear any roar or thunder that sounded like any screaming (whatever a big war bird might be). Screaming is quite a different sound from either a roar or thunder. So the comparison makes no sense.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Snoopy For President"
The Dated Lyrics: The time had come in '68 to elect a president
Why They're Dated: '68 came and went long ago. In fact, the 'in '68' part is edited out on the 'Anthology' CD version so as not to appear dated.
Submitted by: helena
| "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron"
The Dated Lyrics: After the turn of the century
Why They're Dated: This line (the first in the song) refers to the turn of the 20th century, not the 21st like many people now believe when 'turn of the century' is by itself. So people who are new to the song (or were new to it after 2000 but now understand the lyrics, me for example) will at first think it's the turn of the 21st century.
Submitted by: Jeffrey Hope
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Band Name Anagrams:
Gus Altered Harmony Submitted by: Daniel
Hard Male Youngster Submitted by: Candy Welty
Hornet Malady Surge Submitted by: Candy Welty
Northerly Dam Usage Submitted by: Candy Welty
Many Held Surrogate Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Baby Wets Late" originally "Baby Let's Wait"
Submitted by: Eileen Wright
Song Lawsuits:
"Snoopy vs. The Red Baron"
Though Charles Schulz of "Peanuts" fame let The Royal Guardsmen make more songs about Snoopy, he and United Features Syndicate actually sued The Royal Guardsmen for using Snoopy without permission. Though Charlie Brown loses baseball games...he can sure win a Lawsuit!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Band Name Spoonerisms:
The Moil Guards Wren originally "The Royal Guardsmen"
Submitted by: Jessica Albatross
Lighter Side of Serious Bands:
"Snoopy vs. The Red Baron"
Though The Royal Guardsmen are a serious band in a few ways...Their Snoopy series were more of a hit than their other songs.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
