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Song Parodies -> "Jacob's Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Snoopy's Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Royal Guardsmen
Parody Song Title:
"Jacob's Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Queen Amidala
The Lyrics
This is for you, Jacob Woodring. It's time for the saga of the Model High School to BEGIN!
(german people signing)
The news had come out in the school district
The bloody Model High Scums were expellin' kids once more
The Shannon School District ignored all of its men
And called on Jacob Woodring to do it again.
Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Jacob went up in search of those freaks!
He spied Mrs. Koehler, fiercely they fought
With ice on his AK-47 Jacob knew he was caught.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man
Mrs. Koehler had Jacob dead in her sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Mrs. Koehler made Jacob go to the McDonald's
And forced him to stand at the small counter
Jacob was certain that this was the end
When Koehler cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend!"
The teacher then offered a two cheeseburger meal
And Jacob, our hero, saluted the woman
And then with a zoom they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet sometime, someday
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
The news had come out in the school district
The bloody Model High Scums were expellin' kids once more
The Shannon School District ignored all of its men
And called on Jacob Woodring to do it again.
Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Jacob went up in search of those freaks!
He spied Mrs. Koehler, fiercely they fought
With ice on his AK-47 Jacob knew he was caught.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man
Mrs. Koehler had Jacob dead in her sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Mrs. Koehler made Jacob go to the McDonald's
And forced him to stand at the small counter
Jacob was certain that this was the end
When Koehler cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend!"
The teacher then offered a two cheeseburger meal
And Jacob, our hero, saluted the woman
And then with a zoom they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet sometime, someday
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
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Jacob Woodring? who dat?
He's the guy who wrote the original "Jacob VS The Model High Scums".
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