This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
L.A. Goodbye | Ides of March | Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
La Carcacha (The Jalopy) | Selena | Car Company | Da Phoenix | |||
Lady | Lenny Kravitz | Paris Hilton's house | SisterGirl | |||
The Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | Escort Service | duhnees | |||
The Lady Lies | Genesis | Hillary Clinton’s phone | Jake | |||
Laid | James | Nymphomaniacs Anonymous | Leah Lockhart | |||
Land Down Under | Men At Work | Australian Travel Board | Larcen Tyler | |||
Land of 1000 Dances | Wilson Pickett | Dance Studio | Ian | |||
Land of 1000 Dances | Wilson Pickett | Dance Studio | Ian | |||
Land Of Confusion | Genesis | Iraqi Headquarters | britrock | |||
Land Of Confusion | Genesis | Alzheimer's care facility | Martha Hankins | |||
Land Of Confusion | Genesis | Donald Trump's answering machine | Ian | |||
Land Of The Lost | Bleach | Missing Children's Hotline | Admiral Memo | |||
Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | John McCain's Residence | Andrew | |||
Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | Ski Resort | grey dude | |||
Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | National Park | RatFaceLace | |||
Larger Than Life | Backstreet Boys | Viagra/Cialis | been_a_son | |||
Larger Than Life | Backstreet Boys | Plastic Surgery | D | |||
Larger Than Life | Backstreet Boys | Weight Loss Clinic | Kristy | |||
Last Caress | The Misfits | Mental Hospital | 2422 | |||
Last Caress | The Misfits | Rape Helpline | heavymetal | |||
Last Caress | The Misfits | Caress Cleanser | Raphael | |||
Last Caress | The Misfits | Gerber/Any Day Care | heavymetal | |||
Last Child | Aerosmith | Abortion Clinic | Heath | |||
Last Dance With Mary Jane | Tom Petty | Drug Rehab Clinic | meQal | |||
The Last DJ | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | Clear Channel | pimrizr | |||
Last Exit To Brooklyn | Gene Pitney | AAA | Shawna | |||
Last Flight Out | Plus One | Airline | Admiral Memo | |||
Last Kiss | AFI | Self-Harm/Suicide Helpline | Ophelia | |||
Last Kiss | J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers | Dating Crisis Center | stargazer | |||
Last Night | Lucy Spraggan | Alcoholics Anonymous | Weast Weasel | |||
Last Night (I Didn't Get To Sleep At All) | The Fifth Dimension | Sleep Disorder Clinic | Laurel | |||
Last Night (I Didn't Get To Sleep At All) | Fifth Dimension | Insomniacs Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Last Night (I Didn't Get To Sleep At All) | Fifth Dimension | Sleep disorder clinic | little Jen | |||
Last Night (I Didn't Get To Sleep At All) | The Fifth Dimension | Sleep Clinic | oldsongs | |||
Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep At All | 5th Dimension | Insomniacs Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
Last Night On Earth | U2 | Asteroid Observatory | Venus DiMeno | |||
Last Nite | The Strokes | Amnesia Clinic | Ryan | |||
Last Of The Old Time Train Robbers | New Earth Mud | Amtrack | onlineuser | |||
The Last Polka | Ben Folds Five | Weird Al Yankovich's Homepage | Alexi | |||
Last Resort | Papa Roach | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Giselle | |||
Last Resort | Papa Roach | Hotel's Office | Nightshadowliver | |||
Last Resort | Papa Roach | Suicide Prevention Office | punkette | |||
Last Resort | Papa Roach | Aruba Tourist Bureau | Rocky | |||
Last Resort | Papa Roach | Suicide helpline | Ocean-Sirius | |||
Last Song | Edward Bear | Mortuary or funeral home | Lance Crackers | |||
The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl | The Ataris | Gay Support Group | brainstem | |||
The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl | The Ataris | eHarmony.com | KaiserMonkey | |||
The Last Time | The Script | Divorce Hotline | Dongquan | |||
Last Train Home | Lostprophets | Amtrak | Mike | |||
Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | Amtrak | Shawna Mills | |||
The Last Wall Of The Castle | Jefferson Airplane | Demolition Company | Death_Zero | |||
Late Again | Judie Tzuke | Arriva Buses | pickle* | |||
Late Trains | John Hackett | Virgin Rail | Pickle | |||
Latin Girls | Black Eyed Peas | Mexican Immigration Office | Courtney Gripling | |||
Latin Girls | Black Eyed Peas | Asian Dating Services | Max Maxter | |||
Latin Girls | Black Eyed Peas | Donald Trump's Answering Machine | SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! | |||
Laughing Boy | Pete Atkin | Kwasi Kwarteng's answering machine | pickle | |||
Laurie (Strange Things Happen) | Dickey Lee | Funeral Home/morgue/cemetery | Bob | |||
Lavender Blue | Sammy Turner | Alissa Heinerscheid's answering service | Not the Same Bob | |||
Lawnchairs | Our Daughter's Wedding | Outdoor Furniture Store | Andrew | |||
Lawyers, Guns and Money | Warren Zevon | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy | |||
LAX | Hawk Nelson | Any airport | JeReMy | |||
Lay Your Hands On Me | Bon Jovi | Catholic Church | Shawna | |||
Lay Your Lips On Me | Def Leppard | Adult Toy Store | aggie | |||
Lazarus | David Bowie | Funeral Home | Evan | |||
Lazy Days, Crazy Nights | Tesla | Unemployment Office | Indomitus | |||
Leader Of Men | Nickelback | Homosexual Hotline | nickelback girl | |||
Leader Of The Pack | Shangri-Las | Motorcycle dealership | Bob | |||
Leader Of The Pack | Shangri-Las | Motorcycle dealership | Bob | |||
Leaning On The Everlasting Arms | Traditional | Temple Of Venus De Milo | Natalie Stonecipher | |||
Learn To Fly | The Foo Fighters | Delta Airlines | Ed | |||
Learn To Fly | Foo Fighters | American Airlines | weyKiller | |||
Leave Me Alone | Michael Jackson | Stalker Helpline | Playa | |||
Leave Me Alone | The Corrs | Dating Agency | DieKolkrabe | |||
Leave My Dog Alone | Nancy Sinatra | Humane Society | oldsongs | |||
Leave My Dog Alone | Nancy Sinatra | ASPCA | oldsongs | |||
Leave My Woman Alone | The Everly Brothers | Dating Service | Marian | |||
Leave The Lights On | Jewel | Electrical Company | Buzzer G | |||
Leavin' Tennessee | Robert Earl Keen | Lane Kiffin's Office | Mikey | |||
Leaving Las Vegas | Sheryl Crow | Las Vegas Torusit Information | Drewzi | |||
Leaving New York | R.E.M | Airline Lost Tickets | ApocolypseME | |||
Leaving On A Jet Plane | Peter, Paul, & Mary | Accountant | Melhi | |||
Leaving On The Jet Plane | Peter, Paul, & Mary | Travel Agency/Airline | Pong | |||
The Ledge | The Replacements | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
Left In The Dark | Barbra Streisand | Electricity Board | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
Left Outside Alone | Anastacia | Child Abuse/Neglect Helpline | Indra | |||
Legend Of the One-Eyed Sailor | Chuck Mangione | Olive Oyl's answering service | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
Legs | ZZ Top | Amputees Support Group | BobyBird 7:18 | |||
Legs | ZZ Top | NW Amputee and prosthetics clinic | Stacy | |||
The Lemon Song | Led Zeppelin | Sexual Abuse Helpline | carly_carlz | |||
Lemon Tree | Trini Lopez/Harry Nilsson | Auto manufacturers | 60s music | |||
Lemon Tree | Trini Lopez/Harry Nilsson | Car dealership | 60s music | |||
Leper Messiah | Metallica | Christian Church | Anonymous | |||
Leper Messiah | Metallica | Christian Chat Hotline | Masta_Fry_Guy | |||
Lessons In Love | Level 42 | Marriage counseling | T. Marie T....lots of AKA's | |||
Let 'Em In | Paul McCartney & Wings | Trump White House Line | Don the Con is a Traitor | |||
Let 'Em In | Paul McCartney | U.S. Border Patrol | toto2 | |||
Let Go With The Flow | The Beautiful South | Incontinence Helpline | Wendy Christopher | |||
Let It Be | The Beatles | Plastic Surgery Clinic | Jeff |
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