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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Eats In China Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Eats In China Town"
Parody Written by:
C21
The Lyrics
Hi everyone, I'm new here. That's it.
(even better in poor asian accent)
You better eat out; you better not try
To make sauerkraut, I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus eats in China Town
He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's ordering out
For some shrimp fry rice
Santa Claus eats in China Town
He order food from Peking
On Christmas Eve he'll make
One quick stop at China Town
For a Fortune Cookie Break
Oh, you better eat out; no fresh homemade pie
or steamy sea trout; you order stir fry!
Santa Claus eats in China Town
You better eat out; you better not try
To make sauerkraut, I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus eats in China Town
He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's ordering out
For some shrimp fry rice
Santa Claus eats in China Town
He order food from Peking
On Christmas Eve he'll make
One quick stop at China Town
For a Fortune Cookie Break
Oh, you better eat out; no fresh homemade pie
or steamy sea trout; you order stir fry!
Santa Claus eats in China Town
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Much like Chinese food itself, this one was good, and cheap, but it left me wanting more.
I think he eats in Chinatown in downtown Los Angeles before he heads for Rodeo Drive.
Very good 1st parody.
nice try, kiddo. i like the bad asian accent bit. haha...
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