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Song Parodies -> "Violent Night"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Violent Night"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Performed at the Macquarie Musical Society Christmas Cabaret, a la Slipknot.
Violent night!
Gory sight!
Maul and thump!
Brawl and fight!
Sounds of murderin', slaughtered in style!
All the victims dismembered and boiled!
Feel the cemetery breeze!
Sleep with cadavers in peace!

Violent night!
Gory sight!
Smash and break!
Stab and bite!
Gore is streaming, we'll sever your arm!
Slitting your throats, such bodily harm!
Sliced, you're bleeding and raw!
Blood spatter matched the décor!

Violent night!
Gory sight!
Guns are shot!
Run in fright!
Ladies all scream when we set them ablaze!
Kids all get torn up with razor blades!
Streams of blood fly in spurts!
Hit the floor or get hurt!
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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7
Total Votes: 6

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TEX418 - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You did a good job with the pacing. I couldn't find the subject matter "funny''... but it is very descriptive of how things seem to be going in some sections of our country.
Josh 2 - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought the pacing was a bit edgy at certian bits. But to give this 1s is just plain disrespectuful mate. It is not right. 455 Jake
Luke Brattoni - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
It's cuz there are often two notes played for a single syllable in the song (ie. the line 'Slee-eep in heavenly peace' I wrote as 'Sleep with cadavers in peace' as singing it still matches the tune. Thanks for commenting, guys.
tomario - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
is this supposed to be funny ?
for Bold - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
In some sick, twisted way, it actually is somewhat funny! It's just a parody (however macabre). I tried to sing it in a soft, lullaby-voice and it was pretty hard not to crack up.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I hadn't heard that your race riots were THIS bad. Please tell us more about your performance - did I miss that on the mesageboard?
quincy_a_cook - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
mamanetto imama gota!
AdrianCAnderson - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Plodeo umgo?? Amazing.

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