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Song Parodies -> "Burgermeister's Destroying Your Toys"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Burgermeister's Destroying Your Toys"
Parody Written by:
Jack Hitchcock
The Lyrics
I was watching Santa Claus Is Coming To Town on ABC a few days ago and thought that the scenes with the Burgermeister and his attempts and ban and destroy all toys were cool. This is where I got the idea for this song from.Warning to little girls and boys: This song is about the Burgermeister from Santa Claus Is Coming To Town destroying children's toys and making them sad. If this song upsets you, please do not read this song.
You better beware
You bettter start crying
You better hide toys
I'm telling you why
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
He's outlawing toys
He's burning them all
He's gonna make every child cry
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
He knows if you have toys
He knows if you have none
He arrests lots of girls and boys
And throws then in the dungeon
So you better beware
You better start crying
You better hide toys
I'm telling you why
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
You bettter start crying
You better hide toys
I'm telling you why
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
He's outlawing toys
He's burning them all
He's gonna make every child cry
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
He knows if you have toys
He knows if you have none
He arrests lots of girls and boys
And throws then in the dungeon
So you better beware
You better start crying
You better hide toys
I'm telling you why
Burgermeister's destroying your toys
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I think Burgermeister has issues.Let's put him in the dungeon=)LOL!!
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