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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Missing His Hos"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Missing His Hos"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Song #6 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas."
He's mopin' around, alone and withdrawn
Wondering where that they could've gone
Santa Claus is missing his hos
He doesn't know why, he doesn't know where
But they disappeared right into thin air
Santa Claus is missing his hos
He had them in the bedroom
He had them in the hall
He had them up on every roof
And he had them at the mall
He's lookin' up high, he's lookin' down low
He's looking around, oh where did they go?
Santa Claus is missing his hos
They made him feel so jolly
They made his belly shake
He doesn't know why they would leave
He's been good for goodness sake
He's starting to sweat, but then with a scream
Santa wakes up, it all was a dream
Santa Claus has still got his hos
(Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everybody!)
Wondering where that they could've gone
Santa Claus is missing his hos
He doesn't know why, he doesn't know where
But they disappeared right into thin air
Santa Claus is missing his hos
He had them in the bedroom
He had them in the hall
He had them up on every roof
And he had them at the mall
He's lookin' up high, he's lookin' down low
He's looking around, oh where did they go?
Santa Claus is missing his hos
They made him feel so jolly
They made his belly shake
He doesn't know why they would leave
He's been good for goodness sake
He's starting to sweat, but then with a scream
Santa wakes up, it all was a dream
Santa Claus has still got his hos
(Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everybody!)
Copyright 2005 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.
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Great idea, great title, great and funny work, here...red and green fives
Wow. A good sequel to a favorite novelty number of mine, "Santa Lost A Ho." 555
Wonderful the pace and beat was great way to go
pardon me while I add my three jolly 5's. excellent!
Funny parody. 5's
gee, it must have been tempting to couple "snake" with sake, so I admire your restraint in using "shake" Rex - very funny stuff - see if that radio station'll play that one - 555
Lol.
Thank you all.
Spirited!
I know a radio station that'll play it.....5 5 5
LOL gotta love it
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