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Song Parodies -> "The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
The Tilde Sign, it's such a diminutive character that I can only give it a minuscule parody. Though, taken into account the time it took to find the (Editorial Note: A list of invectives, longer than the actually parody, has been censored here) thing, it's more than it deserves anyway.
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
The ~ is hidden for me
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
Oh where can the stupid thing be?
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
The ~ is hidden, I swear
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
Say where can it be, where, where, WHERE?
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
I'm searching in vain and despair
The ~ is hid on the keyboard
I've no diacritical flair
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me, to me
~, ~
God, bring better eyesight to me
© Peter Andersson.
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A simple premise sublimely recognised... brilliant! 555
It is above the left tab key on my keyboard. I use it maybe once a week tops. Congratulations on reaching 250 parodies Peter.
I enjoyed it tilde it hurt, Peter!
Thanx DAK, Red Ant and Peregrin. 250, wow, I didn't realise that un~ you pointed it out RA, I though I had 5 or 10 to go before that. Now I feel so... old! (Strange, I know).
Uh-oh. Looks like we're being overrun by ~ parodies!! And they won't stop, un~ people say they've had enough!! ~ End Of The Day!! ~ Last Teardrop Falls!! Hey, I could do this ~ cows come home!! Okay, maybe not. Clever stuff here, by the way.
"I could do this ~ cows come home!!". LOL!
BTW, one of those cows wouldn't happen to be named Waltzing Moo~?
BTW, one of those cows wouldn't happen to be named Waltzing Moo~?
Cleverly done.
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