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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days Of Chuck Norris"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days Of Chuck Norris"
Parody Written by:
The Thought Police
The Lyrics
There's a site out there called the Randon Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris fact generator that gives outrageous facts about the two actors/tough guys. (My favorite fact was "Chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom!) I was going to try this one there first,but decided to let AmIRight have "first night'with this! By the way,if you are a Vin Diesel fan,just replace "Chuck Norris" with "Vin Diesel and the pacing will still be the same!
On the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee.
On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-eleven gashes gushing,ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the twelth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-a twelve-gauge headache,eleven gashes gushing,ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the eighth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the ninth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the tenth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-eleven gashes gushing,ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the twelth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-a twelve-gauge headache,eleven gashes gushing,ten broken bones,nine facial stompings,eight ogans failing,seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
I just know this is gonna bring my average WAY down but I'm willing to pay the price for being out of practice so-let me have it!
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Good one, 5s from me.
the layout on the page nearly put me off, but I persevered, and it was so ridiculous I loved it - 555 from me
Thank you,Stephen and Stuart!
It was awsome!!!On a scale of 1 to 10, it's 10,000!!!
Who cares about pacing when it's about Chuck Norris. Five's all over.
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Awesome parody my man!! I personally think 12 should be Karate chops ! lol even if that doesn't do it 12 needs to be changed to make this perfect :)
Actually maybe try 12 broken teeth!!
i can't hear anything....is there some other place i can hear this???
A great parody, but it's hard to get past the distracting layout and typos! Using the space bar and proofreading your work would do wonders.
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