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Song Parodies -> "Gimme That Goldmine 'Religion'"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me That Old-Time Religion"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gimme That Goldmine 'Religion'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

REFRAIN:
Gimme that goldmine "religion,"
Tis the goldmine "religion,"
Tis the goldmine "religion,"
And I'll stuff my treasury.

I use it to rob your mothers (3x)
And to stuff my treasury.

Oh, I love my "reverend" booty (3x)
As I stuff my treasury.

CHORUS

I'll shake down your fathers (3x)
And I'll stuff my treasury.

CHORUS

They can't see through me when I'm lying (3x)
Which is each word that I speak.

CHORUS

I will take in all my brethren (3x)
And I'll stuff my treasury.

CHORUS
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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2
Total Votes: 4

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Tim Mayfield - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This is very funny. Especially if you view this with a political slant. 5's
Michael Pacholek - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's three fives, and I hope that's good enough for you.
Lurker - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Repent for the end is nigh. Accept Jesus as your savior or be doomed to hell for all of eternity. Repent, repent I say.

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