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Song Parodies -> "War Plan - Neocons' Sorrow"

Original Song Title:

"Man of Constant Sorrow"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"War Plan - Neocons' Sorrow"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(Neocons' sorrow... through war craze.)

Their... failed war plan; neocons' sorrow...
Won't see trouble; just their way.
They... have done well, 'cause they were lucky.
Their Shrub can lie through scorn and phrase.
(Their Shrub can lie through scorn and phrase.)

For... five long years, they have caused trouble.
Oil treasures here... on earth they'd found.
Ruling the world, neocons gambled,
For their own ends; they've failed now.
(For their own ends; they've failed now.)

Shrub... n'er-do-well, is a war lover.
So don't expect... to see peace again.
'Cause Shrub's bound to ride... neocons' failed road.
While our troops die for his rich friends.
(While our troops die for his rich friends.)

Bush theocracy... helps him to rally
By spreading fear... to get his way.
Through bombs, they'll burn... and kill all others
Neocon creeps, through Bush, hold sway.
(Neocon creeps, through Bush, hold sway.)

Our nation's friends... think we're a danger;
Treaties Bush severed... torture, and gore.
Lies from Day One, excuses given...
What neocons... had sold for war.
(What neocons... had sold for war.)

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