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Song Parodies -> "Shufflin' Off The Buffalo"
Original Song Title:
"Shuffle Off To Buffalo"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shufflin' Off The Buffalo"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Pikesville, Md...A herd of buffalo somehow got loose and wandered around an upscale neighborhood Tuesday, disrupting traffic, and alarming homeowners, before officers managed to corral them in a tennis court.
It got panicky in Pikesville
Something folks there didn't 'Likesville"
Not the norm, you know..Mm!
Stirred up quite a scuffle,
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
Had to call out lotta coppers
Even order up a chopper,
On the radio...Mm!
Things got pretty roughle,
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
A local farmer had broken fences
They ventured out to take a stroll
Then beast excitement caused some stenches,
Till shovels got it under control..
For the neighborhood a menace,
So, they made 'em all play tennis
To the courts, they go. Mm!
Quite a "Huff n' Puffle"
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
Maybe they were searchin' for water
Or learned the awful news, somehow..
That they were being shipped to slaughter,
And their lives weren't worth a plug nickel, now!
To McDonald's in a merger,
It's a Bacon Bison Burger,
Fries with that, to go...Mm!
Three bucks and a quarter,
Order your "McBuffalo"!
Something folks there didn't 'Likesville"
Not the norm, you know..Mm!
Stirred up quite a scuffle,
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
Had to call out lotta coppers
Even order up a chopper,
On the radio...Mm!
Things got pretty roughle,
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
A local farmer had broken fences
They ventured out to take a stroll
Then beast excitement caused some stenches,
Till shovels got it under control..
For the neighborhood a menace,
So, they made 'em all play tennis
To the courts, they go. Mm!
Quite a "Huff n' Puffle"
Shufflin' Off The Buffalo
Maybe they were searchin' for water
Or learned the awful news, somehow..
That they were being shipped to slaughter,
And their lives weren't worth a plug nickel, now!
To McDonald's in a merger,
It's a Bacon Bison Burger,
Fries with that, to go...Mm!
Three bucks and a quarter,
Order your "McBuffalo"!
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I believe a buffalo's on a fives cent piece.
I'm shufflin' some 5s over.
This story ain't no bull. Thanks for the parody, Airfarcewon.
Thanks John, Rick C., and Shiek...you're welcome
I was wondering if any parody artist around here would pick up on this story. Good job, AFW.
Shuffling off the Buffalo is often hard to do from September through December. It gets much easier in January. (You don't win anything if you're the first person to get the joke.)
Funny song for a topical item. DKTOS for some reason. (Is it just me, or does the title sound like a euphemism?)
Thanks Michael, I guess you mean lake effect.....and thanks Agrimorfee...yeah..it does....but the song goes back to such mild, "Milk and Honey" days...that I doubt if it was intentional...
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