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Song Parodies -> "Gimme Crack Whore"
Original Song Title:
"Jimmy Crack Corn"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Gimme Crack Whore"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Just an update.
When I was young, I couldn't date
Cause I am not a fashion plate
I'd ask out ladies, at least I'd try
They brushed me off when I said "Hi"
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay
I start my cruising in the afternoon
I keep my eyes peeled for easy poon
The bony riding rather high
It's cause I'm such a randy guy
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Most love will go away
One day I rode around to shop
Gal so generous, she smelled of cop
I chanced it and gave her a try
And now I know why bail is high
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
I'm living for today
So my lesson learned, I'm now less rich
I know now I should never switch
The druggie girls, just don't ask why
It is the fuzz that bleeds me dry
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay
Cause I am not a fashion plate
I'd ask out ladies, at least I'd try
They brushed me off when I said "Hi"
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay
I start my cruising in the afternoon
I keep my eyes peeled for easy poon
The bony riding rather high
It's cause I'm such a randy guy
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Most love will go away
One day I rode around to shop
Gal so generous, she smelled of cop
I chanced it and gave her a try
And now I know why bail is high
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
I'm living for today
So my lesson learned, I'm now less rich
I know now I should never switch
The druggie girls, just don't ask why
It is the fuzz that bleeds me dry
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
Gimme crack whore, cause I don't care
At least not much I pay
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Yo, Dude! right on, funny....fives
This year's best job in America: Multimedia Software Designer.
Last year's worst job in America: Crack Whore
THIS year's worst job in America: Assistant Crack Whore
Last year's worst job in America: Crack Whore
THIS year's worst job in America: Assistant Crack Whore
I STILL don't believe you ever had crack OR paid for sex.
I STILL do believe you've made wise-cracks GALORE about getting laid for sex.
And I've gone to the STORE and rented "Maid For Sex"
I can't believe you did THIS to such a wholesome song! Very funny...555
Way to whore yourself out on TOS. :)
I see my comment comes about 20 years after the rest of the others. I heard the crack whore part when musing over the original folk song. Just did a google search and came across your dandy naughty parody. I love Pete Seeger. I was lucky enough to have been born to a father who was a big folk music fan. So this song and others have been floating in my mind for decades. I know Pete would probably be smiling to hear this funny little colorful take to his original. Thanks for sharing!
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