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Song Parodies -> "This Case Has Gone Old and Stale"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Peter Cottontail"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Case Has Gone Old and Stale"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

All about our favorite pale, fake nosed, and child-loving King Of Pop.
Here comes one small teenage male,
Accussing someone thin and pale,
Mr. One-Gloved Man,
Touching kids today.

His ranch sees all kinds of boys,
Buys them clothes and gives them toys
Things to make these children kinda' gay.
He's got Jesus' juice for Tommy,
Neverland's the place for you,
There's a million for your Mommy
And a court date scheduled, too.
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Now there is one small teenage male,
Who's kinda weak and really frail.
Mr. One-Gloved Man,
Touching kids today.


Here comes something old and stale,
Making sure he's making bail,
Lawyers and cops,
Helping him everyday:
"They touched me in naughty ways"
They asked him if he was gay,,
He rolls lots of millions away.

You'll wake up and check the TV,
And you'll see that he's still there
When you find him in the Funnies
You'd wish that he would stay there..

Lawyers help that freak make bail,
Though the King of Pop's gone stale,
All the same schloppity,
We all know he's gay.

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2Eagle - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
A sick version of that kiddie Easter song - I mean that as a compliment. Kids today can't trust anybody. By the way, we both have a parody of the same song on the website today.
Melhi - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Nice job STG.
Mr Pheasent - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
HERE COME NASTY IRON TAILTROMPING DOWN THE GLOOMY TRAIL,WITH A SOMPTY TROMPITY ,TOUR BUS ON ITS WAY and Peter Cotten was driving
Legs Sparrow - February 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Saw this on a Funny Easter card HERE COMES PETER COTTON TAIL,HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL,WITH A HIPPPTY HOPPITY TOUR BUS ON ITS WAY anotherone said THE EASTER BUNNY LEFT YOU SOMETHING IN THE BACKYARD inside it said BUT THEIR NOT EXATCULY EGGS AND YOU WOULD.NT WANT EAT THEM

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