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Song Parodies -> "The Real Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Original Song Title:
"Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Real Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Parody Written by:
Brady Twins
The Lyrics
What if the song is based on a gruesome song?
When the Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled on the master's bed
He came along and swat the spider dead
After he's gone the spider came alive
So the Itsy Bitsy Spider really has survived
The Itsy Bitsy Spider sat on his dirty web
Down came a fly and got caught on the web
Then spider sucked on the poor fly's blood
The Itsy Bitsy spider threw the corpse in the mud
Now the Itsy Bitsy spider crawled on a poison fig
When he ate it, he fell down on a dig
So say goodbye, my miserable friend
'Cause the Itsy Bitsy Spider is never heard again.
He came along and swat the spider dead
After he's gone the spider came alive
So the Itsy Bitsy Spider really has survived
The Itsy Bitsy Spider sat on his dirty web
Down came a fly and got caught on the web
Then spider sucked on the poor fly's blood
The Itsy Bitsy spider threw the corpse in the mud
Now the Itsy Bitsy spider crawled on a poison fig
When he ate it, he fell down on a dig
So say goodbye, my miserable friend
'Cause the Itsy Bitsy Spider is never heard again.
This song gave us the creeps!
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Sounds like common 12th-century pig roast accompaniment to me. Very cool. Write more please.
I think this is a much better version of the song! The kiddies will really like this one!
Noo... ya think? This like a combination between nursery and Grimm fairy tales!
DKTOS ( just kidding ). 555. Will the real IB spider please stand up? I think we're gonna have a problem here..... ( sorry, Eminem temporarily possessed me for a second )...
ITTSY BITTSY SPIDER COMING DOWN ITS THREAD,GOT ALL RAIDATED AND IT WOULD SOON BE DEAD,BIT PETER PARKER RIGHT UPON HIS HAND,NOW PETER PARKER IS NOW SPIDERMAN
Just how teensie weensie is this spider anyway?
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