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Song Parodies -> "Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft (Prescription Renewed)"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft (Prescription Renewed)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
The previous anamnesis/cause for the original prescription can still be found at: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional573.shtml
My dog can't tell legs from a sander
My cats coughing furballs all day
The landlord don't have any candor
I think that he stole my toupee
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
The plumber's crack deep as Grand Canyon
There's rats making doo in my bed
Jack Daniels' my longtime companion
No wonder my eyeballs are red
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My mistress' detained at the dog pound
My goldfish's been gangbanged by krill
I wish I could file for a rebound
But I can't afford more than pills
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My Grandma's a Nu-Metal groupie
My bicycle helmet's been tagged
The parrot keeps shouting "You Dopey!"
When I go online I get fragged
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My bills are delivered by angels
The kind that are going to Hell
My hypothalamus' turned brain-gel
Butt/Ass tumors growing quite well
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
There's crop circles in my back garden
And wiccans that camp in the yard
Their curses they come with no pardon
When I try to shoo they bombard
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My scrotum is black from necrosis
The ballpark is mouldy and green
To go with atrophic cirrhosis
And tapeworms that ravaged my spleen
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My son's online friend is a Wacko
He's leaving for Neverland Camp
Suburban receding's a black hole
I think I'm developing cramp
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
The minister's dressing in leather
The neighbourhood's going to Hell
I'm far beyond under the weather
But I know what makes me feel well
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My cats coughing furballs all day
The landlord don't have any candor
I think that he stole my toupee
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
The plumber's crack deep as Grand Canyon
There's rats making doo in my bed
Jack Daniels' my longtime companion
No wonder my eyeballs are red
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My mistress' detained at the dog pound
My goldfish's been gangbanged by krill
I wish I could file for a rebound
But I can't afford more than pills
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My Grandma's a Nu-Metal groupie
My bicycle helmet's been tagged
The parrot keeps shouting "You Dopey!"
When I go online I get fragged
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My bills are delivered by angels
The kind that are going to Hell
My hypothalamus' turned brain-gel
Butt/Ass tumors growing quite well
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
There's crop circles in my back garden
And wiccans that camp in the yard
Their curses they come with no pardon
When I try to shoo they bombard
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My scrotum is black from necrosis
The ballpark is mouldy and green
To go with atrophic cirrhosis
And tapeworms that ravaged my spleen
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
My son's online friend is a Wacko
He's leaving for Neverland Camp
Suburban receding's a black hole
I think I'm developing cramp
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
The minister's dressing in leather
The neighbourhood's going to Hell
I'm far beyond under the weather
But I know what makes me feel well
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft to me
Bring some, Pro-zac,
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft
© Peter Andersson
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Quite dark & brisk up there this time of year, eh, Peter? I know you're in Sweden .. but from what my Finnish friend tells me, it would be Cloudberry Liqueur, Finlandia Vodka, and Absolut Vodka in the sauna, not prescription meds ... unless the meds are hors d'oeuvres. ;-)
wonderfully weird
Inspired phrasings. Great work. 5's
My kinda parody, Peter...inspired lunacy. If you're ever up for a duet....555
I laughed so much I had to take a Valium to settle down.
Thanx all!
Johnny: Add constant pouring of moonshine over the sauna heater, to get the right kind of "fog" in there, and you have the compleat picture.
Kristof: I might take you up on that offer a bit further down the road, though right now IĀ'm feeling that IĀ'd better slow down a little, these two last post-flu weeks have possibly been my most creative period ever here on AmIright, some 10-12 songs finished (though some were partly sketched earlier) and posted, unpresidented for me.
Johnny: Add constant pouring of moonshine over the sauna heater, to get the right kind of "fog" in there, and you have the compleat picture.
Kristof: I might take you up on that offer a bit further down the road, though right now IĀ'm feeling that IĀ'd better slow down a little, these two last post-flu weeks have possibly been my most creative period ever here on AmIright, some 10-12 songs finished (though some were partly sketched earlier) and posted, unpresidented for me.
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