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Song Parodies -> "Menopause Is Bringing Her Down"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Menopause Is Bringing Her Down"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
you better watch out, you better just duck,
she's throwing around your little boy's truck
menopause is bring her down
she's busting a dish, and smashing it twice,
call the insurance and settle a price,
menopause is bring her down
she's bitchy when she's sleeping,
she's bitchy every day
she says she feels good, suddenly
then a plate gets thrown your way
oh you better watch out, you better not cry,
because she's got hives and her skin is so dry,
menopause is bringing her down
she'll bug you when you're resting,
she'll throw you bowls of soup
I really think if it's not too gross,
she would rub our skins with poop
oh you better watch out, you better not cry,
because she's got hives and her skin is so dry,
menopause is bringing her down
she's throwing around your little boy's truck
menopause is bring her down
she's busting a dish, and smashing it twice,
call the insurance and settle a price,
menopause is bring her down
she's bitchy when she's sleeping,
she's bitchy every day
she says she feels good, suddenly
then a plate gets thrown your way
oh you better watch out, you better not cry,
because she's got hives and her skin is so dry,
menopause is bringing her down
she'll bug you when you're resting,
she'll throw you bowls of soup
I really think if it's not too gross,
she would rub our skins with poop
oh you better watch out, you better not cry,
because she's got hives and her skin is so dry,
menopause is bringing her down
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It's too bad you're making fun of beautiful times in womyn's lifes when we can start to have great sex without worrying about diagrams, condominiums and other earth controls.
we too have mid life problems, what with sagging directions and stuff..
You need "diagrams" to have sex? You must be a blonde.
"...earth controls"?
Is it just me, or is that a pretty odd term?
Anyway, I'm all for the old gals getting some love!
Good parody - slightly overdone subject, but well written. Keep at it!
Womenstuate- you're a kill joy, do everyone a favour and never use the internet again.
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