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Song Parodies -> "Here Come Manticores"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Here Come Manticores"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Just a ten minute fun one.
Here come manticores! Here come manticores!
Dealing manticore pain!
Milling and killing, I saw them appear
from their dark domain!
Claws are reaming, children screaming,
anyone know a knight?
So run for cover and feel real scared,
as manticores run tonight

Here come manticores! Here come manticores!
All of them look the same.
Spiky tail, face of a man,
a lion's legs and mane!
They're not myth, so run forthwith
let me go first- screw "polite",
They'll soon be fed- they catch you, you're dead
as manticores munch and bite!

Here come manticores! Here come manticores!
One just got my friend Wayne.
Spiked through the chest, it's quite a mess,
looks like a major vein.
Blood is spurting, choppers circling
but no cops are in sight.
So feet, don't fail or step where Wayne bled
he's manticore fun tonight.

Here come manticores! Here come manticores!
How are manticores slain?
Shoot them or boot them? Would garlic suit them?
Holy water? Flame?
Then trucks appear, the army's here
those buggers are in for a fight.
Fill them with lead, and aim for the head
The mainticore's gunned tonight!

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Stuart McArthur - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Manticores! what the? - what a break they exist come xmas parody rhyming time - nice Steve - 555
John Barry - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the title!
Cheezmeister - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
wow.....just wow. A little morbid, eh? great anyway. "spiked through the chest, it's quite a mess"! 555 for you!
Michael Pacholek - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Manticore on the loose? Where's Jessica Alba when you need her? (And some of us ALWAYS need her, especially since Catherine Zeta-Jones is still married.)
alvin rhodes - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
i hear ya....roaming manticores are a big problem in my neighborhood, too...5s
Dude - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
good thing I like morbid stuff.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Whilst perusing through this ditty, I somehow kept envisioning the attack of Mandy Moores. Great parody but thanks for the nightmares!
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) ...why isn't there a "spurting blood after being gored by a manticore" smiley?
E.S. Blofeld - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
This is way better then it should be...can't stop laughing! Love the original choice of topic! 555
Claude Prez - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Never seen this one before; thanks to ESB for digging it up -- great stuff as usual!

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