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Song Parodies -> "NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing"
Original Song Title:
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
What's so serious about a Narcotics team?
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
Confiscate cash for a while
Bust them with a gangly smile
When you bust them, let them rise
On up to the scoreboard skies
With every bonus score to spend
Extra lives are excellent
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
There's some white stuff on the floor
Use safecards to get through doors
Off to the greenhouse I run
Please don't touch the bomb-like one
Red-haired with a knife I see
a clown who gets the innocent
I'll protect the girls so well
Send clowns to a laughing hell
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
There's no time for all that peace
Let the drug dealers decease
Spike Rush has needles he brings
Watch him jump with so much wings
Mr. Big stopped to say Hi
Telling this top cop to die
I will blast that man on earth
and get all the gold for what's it's worth
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
Confiscate cash for a while
Bust them with a gangly smile
When you bust them, let them rise
On up to the scoreboard skies
With every bonus score to spend
Extra lives are excellent
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
There's some white stuff on the floor
Use safecards to get through doors
Off to the greenhouse I run
Please don't touch the bomb-like one
Red-haired with a knife I see
a clown who gets the innocent
I'll protect the girls so well
Send clowns to a laughing hell
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
There's no time for all that peace
Let the drug dealers decease
Spike Rush has needles he brings
Watch him jump with so much wings
Mr. Big stopped to say Hi
Telling this top cop to die
I will blast that man on earth
and get all the gold for what's it's worth
NARC! The Das Lof Gang did sing
Mr. Big's the all-drug king
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I remember the NES version of this game! The makers must have called in all their chips to get NARC past Nintendo of America's censors, considering all the potentially offensive material it still had in it even after it got toned down. I guess they figured "Well, as long as it's just the drug dealers who get blasted into glowing body parts, we'll give them a pass on this one."
Five kilos!
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