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Song Parodies -> "I Missed The Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Missed The Tree"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I missed the tree, I missed the tree,
But didn't see the hydrant.
I missed the tree, I missed the tree,
So now my car is bouyant.

I only had a little wine,
I did not see the detour sign.
I missed the tree, I missed the tree,
But didn't see the hydrant.

I missed the tree, I missed the tree,
A plaster cast I'm thinking.
Blood chemistry, blood chemistry,
Will indicate some drinking.

A little beer, some Hennessy,
Then struck a wall and broke my knee.
That Hennessy did mess with me,
Just had a little drink-ee.

Sobriety, sobriety,
Can't handle wine and whiskey.
Insanity, insanity,
Why do I things so risky?

I didn't see the traffic light,
I thought it Christmas colors bright.
I hit the tree, I hit the tree,
Can't handle wine and whiskey.
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AFW - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is legally smashed at ...Point 555
Tim Mayfield - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good thing I swerved by and read this one, soberly a 5'er.
Johnny D - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"Hennessy" ? Ewww!! No wonder you hit the tree, dude. Next time make it Dom Perignon, and instead of hitting the tree you'll hit the priceless Ming Vase! Good job, Guy. ;-)
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
you mighta missed the tree, but this parody was a smash hit..5s
Paul Robinson - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good XMAS parody, Guy...5's...
Steven Cavanagh - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrest ye merry gentlemen/ you're cuffed and led away/ for too much grog you'd savour/ then drive on Christmas day. Well done!
Scathe - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Drunk driving is only funny in parodies, and this one is no exception. 3 5's
2Eagle - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
There's your holiday spirit.
Stuart McArthur - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Lovely, Guy - great idea, and LOL to Steven's comment - 555
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one :-)


...but I won't drive afterwards :-D
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
T(r)ee-hee ;-)

Though it struck me that this could almost become another "Under the Sea" parody:
I missed de tree
I missed de tree
What was I thinkin'
Drivin' and drinkin'?
Stupidity!
Stuck on a hydrant, over here
A consequence of too much beer,
Whiskey and brandy
So, understandy
I missed de tree

..or something like that :-)
Adagio - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute on, Guy

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