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Song Parodies -> "Our Troops ain't Marchin' home"

Original Song Title:

"His Truth is Marching On"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Our Troops ain't Marchin' home"

Parody Written by:

Cheezmeister

The Lyrics

Back in the day, with the whole Clinton/Lewinski affair, i came up with a really bad parody of this song. Now, with dubya not backing down, i came up with a second part and thought, why not revamp the old one, too?
The president's been pleasured by Monica Lewinski
And the press went wild about the obvious adultery
Kennith Starr insisted that the president should be impeached
His truth ain't worth a dime

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Clinton, we are gonna sue ya
Everyone just wants to screw ya
Your truth ain't worth a dime

Survived it, finished out the term, and everyone agrees
The economy is booming and it's time for forty three
We're ready for a new exec from sea to shining sea;
His truth ain't worth a dime

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Clinton, we are gonna sue ya
Everyone just wants to screw ya
Your truth ain't worth a dime

Much later now, our monkey pal is tearing up Iraq
Just to put a few more dollars in his big fat money sack
Ooh, I wanna give his oil hungry a** a solid whack
Our troops ain't marchin' home--its...

Gory, gory in Fallujah
Gory, gory in Fallujah
Gory, gory in Fallujah
Our troops ain't marchin' home

And now Bin Laden's still out there and isn't scared a bit
Pulling names out of a hat to pick what else he's gonna hit
He can't wait till we find him, as the cave still smells like sh**
Our troops ain't marchin' home--it's...

Gory, gory in Fallujah
Gory, gory in Fallujah
Gory, gory in Fallujah
Our troops ain't marchin' home
did i spell that right?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummm--the song is called the Battle Hymn of the Republic, at the risk of being overly picky. Pacing is off in several places ("Lewinsky" and the "pulling names" line would not scan no matter how hard I tried). Still, it's topical and funny; 4-5-5 from me!
M-Dawg - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I couldn't make that line work at first either but then it did. So umm 555 even though i'm a Bush supporter.
John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The first line's fine. As is the rest of the song.
Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I support Bush, too, but it's still funny! 555.
Big Mark - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I was able to get the pacing right. And I too am a Bush supporter but, always thinking from the other side, it is quite good. A triple-5 for your efforts!
Cheezmeister - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Like i said, i thought up the clinton part, well, back when clinton was president, so yeah, the pacing still sucks even though i tailored it a little. But I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway. (Battle Hymn of the Republic...duh! Bad memory, you know...)
cathy - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
hi brendan funnie song but i dont know what a lot of stuff iz cuz imonly 13. where the hell is fallujah?? hehe "Ooh, I wanna give his oil hungry a** a solid whack"?¿ lol thats interesting kristen should try makin up some songs on here some time. heh u were next to me like 1 minute ago but then u just left with ryan YES THANK YOU GOD (for those of u who have no clue what the hell im rambling on about, were cousins and my brother is over his house.) YES! ok ne way lata!!!
neminem - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
"hi brendan funnie song but i dont know what a lot of stuff iz cuz imonly 13. "

Google. Can you use it? To tell the truth, I had no idea what fallujah was either. I do now: http://www.empirenotes.org/fallujah.html
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iraq/fallujah.htm
http://www.newsgateway.ca/Fallujah_video_massacre.htm
And especially http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallujah - wikipedia should be your first source for just about anything.

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