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Song Parodies -> "Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score"

Original Song Title:

"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score

Mikhail's roe boat made a score:
Cavia-ar.
His brothers haul sturgeon aboard:
Cavia-ar.

This fishing's illegal, and so they must hide
Caviar.
From piscine police on ev'ry side,
Cavia-ar.

The Caspian can kill you with cold—
Hypothermia
Worth the risk if the catch is sold.
Cavia-ar

Mikhail's roe boat made a score:
Cavia-ar.
Now he's got a big sturgeon hoard:
Cavia-ar.
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Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, you're just egging us on with this parody.
John Barry - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you got a few yolks out of it, JD.
Melhi - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't usually like poached eggs, but the ones served on the "Sloop John B." are priceless! :) Great job!
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i think we have a new campfire standard here.....nice one...5s

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