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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph Against Perpetuities"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph Against Perpetuities"

Parody Written by:

Pacific Coast University School of Law Student Bar Association

The Lyrics

A Christmas Carol only a Law Student could Love (or Hate...)
"You know Proximate Cause and your Chain of Causation,
Corpus Delicti, and yes, Defamation.
But do you recall
Law School's biggest mind boggle of all?

Rue contingent remainders,
Executory interests too,
Also "subject to open" -
RAP analyses we'll do.

Rue contingent remainders,
Executory interests too,
Also "subject to open" -
RAP analyses we'll do.

Santa's Clause in North Pole deed:
"To Rudolph and his heirs,
But if Donner returns from Rome,
He and heirs can call Pole home." (Huh?)

See how the reindeer puzzle,
First figure out if it's in fee.
Springing? Or is it shifting?
Let's Cy Pres or "Wait and See !"

Santa's Clause in North Pole deed:
"To Rudolph and his heirs,
But if Donner returns from Rome,
He and heirs can call Pole home." (Huh?)

Rue contingent remainders,
Executory interests too,
Also "subject to open" -
RAP analyses, RAP analyses, RAP analyses, we'll do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do."

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Royce Miller - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
not being as familiar with law terms as you are, I still find this a very interesting and well-written parody
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work. Maybe a tad hard to sing in places, but most clever and funny. 5s!
John Jenkins - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, particularly the first verse. But why did you repeat the second verse?

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