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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Foul Mouth Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph the Foul Mouth Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Anthony A.
The Lyrics
Rudolph the foul mouth reindeer
Had a very dirty mouth
He used to say the "F" word
Everytime he got upset
All of the other reindeer
Didn't like the way he talked
But Rudolph kept on cursing
He offended everyone
Then one stormy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, watch that dirty mouth,
Or you'll eat some soap tonight"
Rudolph the foul mouth reindeer
Had to suck a bar of soap
So he could learn his lesson
Not to use that kind of talk
Had a very dirty mouth
He used to say the "F" word
Everytime he got upset
All of the other reindeer
Didn't like the way he talked
But Rudolph kept on cursing
He offended everyone
Then one stormy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, watch that dirty mouth,
Or you'll eat some soap tonight"
Rudolph the foul mouth reindeer
Had to suck a bar of soap
So he could learn his lesson
Not to use that kind of talk
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cute i'll give you that
you get a 5, for pacing, but it wasn't that funny, and it didn't rhyme at all, not to mention that it's not the right time for a christmas themed parody, so you get two 3's
Not bad, but it really does need to rhyme. How about: Rudolph the foul mouth reindeer, Had a very dirty mouth. He used to spray the "F" word, Everytime the gang went south... Touching down at Billy's house, Totaled Santa's sleigh. Santa said, "Be carefule Rude". Rudolph said, "Hey Claus, #$%& you." Bumped the chimney flue Santa came unglued Rudop
Whoops, that last line makes no sense. I ment to cut that off...
(Imitating Orbit Gum lady): Dirty mouth? Clean it up with improvements!
needs to ryhme
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