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Song Parodies -> "Teddy Bears Nicks Picked"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bears picnic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Teddy Bears Nicks Picked"
Parody Written by:
Laurence Dunne
The Lyrics
I know this one is very silly, but It's two for one day on Teddy Bears underwear.
If you go down to the woods today,
to haggle you should prepare
if you go down to the woods today,
they're clearing out underwear
and every bear is sure to be there
cause pricing's are getting licked
and today is the day the teddy bears
get their nicks picked
Nick pick time for teddy bears today
falling prices, all must go away
and Goldilocks bear and her mother are there
and vendors are getting kicked
cause today is the day the teddy bears
get their nicks picked
to haggle you should prepare
if you go down to the woods today,
they're clearing out underwear
and every bear is sure to be there
cause pricing's are getting licked
and today is the day the teddy bears
get their nicks picked
Nick pick time for teddy bears today
falling prices, all must go away
and Goldilocks bear and her mother are there
and vendors are getting kicked
cause today is the day the teddy bears
get their nicks picked
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Cute! "Nicks" and "Nickers" are British for underwear, right?
Yes, Nicks are knickers, bokers, y-fronts, briefs, panties, anything like that
Plural words do not have apostrophes.
And Grammar cops should be shooted and done away with. How many grammar rules did I break there?
Very silly stuff, LD. Check the original again; I think you might have missed a few lines in the second part. At least that's how I remember Bing Crosby doing the song. d;:^)
And when the Teddy Bears have their Picnics they like to Stuff Themselves
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