There is no 'L' I heard Vanna White say,
There are twenty-five letters left that you can play.
Most contestants I find are half asleep,
And the grandest winner might just sow what they reap.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
Now lose your turn, so sit back and just jell.

Player two spun his turn "could I please have an 'R'"
You soon heard four dings then letters turned with a jar.
Then with great glee and mirth he was filled with delight,
He continued to spin the wheel with all his might.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
Can't solve this puzzle if you cannot spell.

All spun down, the big wheel as it halts with a jar,
The crowd moans a low "aww', as now bankrupt you are.
Seems like such a mean thing when that wheel gets hell-bent,
To the zero pile goes your money, now it's spent.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
Hit bankrupt space bid your money farewell.

Player three spun the wheel with such zip and such zest,
It landed ten-thousand, and you know what she guessed?
She said "give me an 'L'" and with a slight delay,
The audience jeered her they screamed out in dismay.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
This letter's been called, you're turn is farewell.

Player one buys a vowel, he plays it safely,
He says to Pat Sajak "could I please have an 'I'?"
And then with one more spin he then asks for a 'C'.
He does not want to leave this show in poverty.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
This guy is way into ma-ter-i-al.

Now he spins it once more and he asks for a 'T'.
On the very next spin he then asks for a 'B'.
He is thinking 'bout solving there is much suspense,
He wants gold, he wants cars, he wants things of expense.

No 'L', no 'L',
No 'L', no 'L',
He feels he's about to really do well.

So now just give it a thought to just how we do dwell,
If you want to be free from all death and pure hell.
The message is simple and not sub-lim-in-al,
Just think of the Baby born in Is-ra-e-al.

Noel, Noel,
Noel, Noel,
Jesus, the reason this season's so swell.