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Song Parodies -> "Spamming Spells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Spamming Spells"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
IP service slows,
Surf the net all day.
Zone Alarm gets hosed,
Trashing my display.
Something sends a ping,
From some obscure site.
It's just no fun to run this thing,
When spam hits like the blight.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
This spam has got to go,
My viewing is denied.
So, what gives them the right,
To spam the web worldwide?
They really make me crank,
They're such a sorry lot.
I wish I could reach back and thank,
Them with a virus shot.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd check my mail.
From someone I don't know,
Who should have been in jail.
This email hit my eye,
A link with a display.
I gasp a breath as,
This gay porn parade,
Burned through my cathode ray.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
Let's find that spammer site,
Delete out all it's dung.
What they do is wrong,
Bombarding us with gay.
They advertise their greed,
And all the kids they lead astray,
They're such a sorry breed.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
Surf the net all day.
Zone Alarm gets hosed,
Trashing my display.
Something sends a ping,
From some obscure site.
It's just no fun to run this thing,
When spam hits like the blight.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
This spam has got to go,
My viewing is denied.
So, what gives them the right,
To spam the web worldwide?
They really make me crank,
They're such a sorry lot.
I wish I could reach back and thank,
Them with a virus shot.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd check my mail.
From someone I don't know,
Who should have been in jail.
This email hit my eye,
A link with a display.
I gasp a breath as,
This gay porn parade,
Burned through my cathode ray.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
Let's find that spammer site,
Delete out all it's dung.
What they do is wrong,
Bombarding us with gay.
They advertise their greed,
And all the kids they lead astray,
They're such a sorry breed.
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play, O
Spamming spells, spamming spells,
Spamming my display,
Launches up and then it hides,
All the links on which I play.
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Yea, I hate the pop-ups the most. Good job
Pop-up rocket spaaaaaam....
Rocket spam - churnin' out Guy's muse up here alone
Rocket spam - churnin' out Guy's muse up here alone
And I did vote 555, and this parody definitely deserves it ! Well done, Guy.
Bloody hilarious, mate! Five pop-up killers for you.
Ring that Jingle Bell, and thank you for your comment over on the other parody! =)
Thank you all for votes and commentary. ;-)
Ditto on Adagio's comment. Popups stink. Perfect score.
Thanks Ellipsis and Merry Christmas to you.
Thank you, Guy. Merry Christmas to you as well. :)
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