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Song Parodies -> "Upstairs In Neverland"
Original Song Title:
"Up On The Housetop"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Upstairs In Neverland"
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR*
The Lyrics
Just when i thought i was done with Jacko parodies. sheesh.. I had to edit it.. a few times... i think i'll start posting my originals to my webpage. Or create a new one... "The parodies that Amiright wouldn't allow"
Upstairs in Neverland, boys don't go.
The owner's a freak, now don't you know.
He'll ask you to come and play all day,
But when night time comes this is what he'll say
Hee Hee Hee
Sleep with me.
Hee Hee Hee.
Sleep with me
Up in my bedroom
Please please please
Don't make me get on my knees.
Take off your undies, little Jeff
Michael wants to take a whiff.
He likes to think he's Peter Pan
Someone tell him he's a 40 year old man.
Hee, Hee, Hee
Sleep with me.
Hee, Hee, Hee.
Sleep with me
Run to my bedroom
Fast as you can.
Open up my zipper, give me your hand.
Into the bedroom walks little Tim
Jackson won't take his eyes off him.
Cops bust in and grab the kid.
Jacko denies just what he did.
Hee, Hee, Hee
It's nothing you see.
Hee, Hee, Hee
Why don't you believe me.
I don't get down with kiddie p*rn
Upstairs in Neverland this is the norm.
The owner's a freak, now don't you know.
He'll ask you to come and play all day,
But when night time comes this is what he'll say
Hee Hee Hee
Sleep with me.
Hee Hee Hee.
Sleep with me
Up in my bedroom
Please please please
Don't make me get on my knees.
Take off your undies, little Jeff
Michael wants to take a whiff.
He likes to think he's Peter Pan
Someone tell him he's a 40 year old man.
Hee, Hee, Hee
Sleep with me.
Hee, Hee, Hee.
Sleep with me
Run to my bedroom
Fast as you can.
Open up my zipper, give me your hand.
Into the bedroom walks little Tim
Jackson won't take his eyes off him.
Cops bust in and grab the kid.
Jacko denies just what he did.
Hee, Hee, Hee
It's nothing you see.
Hee, Hee, Hee
Why don't you believe me.
I don't get down with kiddie p*rn
Upstairs in Neverland this is the norm.
Copyright© 2003 WR* Don't Steal. I'll find you. It won't be pretty.
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MJ is creepy and so is your song, but it's a message that needs to be heard. I give you fives for a public service. Well done and it had a wee bit of humor if you looked past the victims.
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