Crusty and Bartman was a fan and his idol,
There's Sideshow Bob with his funny clothes,
He assumed the sidekick role.
Crusty and Bartman share a hairy tale I'll say,
Crust had his own show and the children
Oh, how they watched him everyday.
It really was quite tragic what that
Bob did to this clown.
He bought a Crusty mask they said,
Robbed the quicky mart in town.
Oh, Crusty was so canned,
Was as framed as he could be,
On his courtroom day all his staff,
They say told him to go cop a plea.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump.
Judges gavel goes,
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump.
The gavel sound echoes.

Crusty and Bartman knew,
The judge was hot that day.
Now he's dead,
And done and,
Under the gun,
And they took his butt away.
Out like the garbage,
It's no picnic understand.
Now he's of the air and,
Sideshow is there playing,
As the leading man.
Bart then remembered back in town,
Back at the quicky shop.
His thoughts paused for a moment when,
His brain began to pop.
For Crusty, said Bartman,
Wore his shoes a funny way.
Bart now knew why he made,
Crusty cry.
When he stomped his foot that day.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump.
Stepped on Sideshow's toes.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump.
Crust's feet are short they know.