Song Parodies -> "I'll Best Ye Boring Gentlemen"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Best Ye Boring Gentlemen"

Parody Written by:

Scary Brain

The Lyrics

Read it and weep losers

I'll best ye boring gentlemen, because my stuff is great
Remember that I'm awesome and that you guys' stuff I hate
Because I like to write these songs I know that you can't wait
Oh, writing comes natural to this boy, stop being coy
Oh, writing comes easy to this boy

I don't think that you've had enough so stand back and prepare
I'll dazzle you with cleverness I pull out of the air
And you will all soon worship me and kiss my derriere
Oh, writing some stuff you will enjoy, just to annoy
I am writing some stuff you will enjoy

My genius has not run out yet so keep on reading quick
I'm better than Stan Freberg and that Weird Al Yankovic
And also that Tom Lehrer guy I make them all look sick
Oh, writing that someone will employ, you are my toy
Oh, writing that someone will employyyyyyy!!!!!

You may commence the worshipping any time now. But if you don't it's only because I didn't really try this time but I could if I wanted to.

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Phil Alexander - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment

OK, smart ar... I mean Scary Brain- I'll look forward to the next few hundred being even better :-)

Scary Brain - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

EVEN better? Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'll just do a revision, this one only took 5.2 milliseconds

Gary Main - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Awesome. 5.2 Ms eh? better switch your CPU to Turbo mode. amazing what a kick in the shins will do isnt it?

Phil Alexander - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, EVEN better - this one's marginally better than mediocre, but it ain't better than the top 20% on this site. If you're going to say you're the best on this site, you're going to have to come up with something many times better than this, consistently, again, and again and again. But then, if you really have a typing speed of nearly 30,000wpm it shouldn't take you too long.

Either that, or simply shut the f*** up. If you want to see what a boasting parody should be like, have a look here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disney1.shtml

Gary Main - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah? well my Dad can whip your Dad anyday! and i got the best bicycle ever made. and your always gonna be wrong Just ask me. i did look at that pathetic song you showed, and sorry i did. Dont see that one selling if Elvis recorded it. actually that is like the 4th song i have read in here, i have my own ideas, and dont want anyone else's. in case you missed my post i replaced most of what i had on here, because some parts of most of them were cool while other parts just sucked. heck i figured for plunking on the keys here for less then a month i wasnt doing too bad. Dr Emento isnt running around here anywhere, and all the local radio is rock, so no idea what kind of parodies are being sold if any. I have however noticed that the people that bang the drum the loudest, and talk the most sh_t usually sell the most, so WTF. why get so worked up about it. My dog will always whip yours regardless. Cya.

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