Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "That Wayward Mutt’s Mangy"

Original Song Title:

"Away in a Manger"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"That Wayward Mutt’s Mangy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

That wayward mutt’s mangy…
hosts nits on its head.
That dribble’s dangerous
if rabies are bred.

Great harm you just might find
if mutt comes your way
and nibbles your femur…
a lethal buffet.

Mutt’s addled; that’s showing;
observe how it shakes.
There’s liberal foam leaking
from the mouth, which quakes.

The mutt’s doomed; be fearful
of getting a bite.
You cannot abide it;
you won’t be alright.

So clearly it’s freaky—
no choice but to slay.
Must find a sharpshooter
to put mutt away.

There is a dog-killer
that’s lurking out there.
So let’s go and get her;
down South is her lair.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   14
 14
 14
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2949.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 48