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Song Parodies -> "Cy Has Wives"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cy Has Wives"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Cy has five horny wives—
never calm, want to swive.
Long-gone virgins, all running wild.
Horny, limitless; none will have child.
Each with pessary piece;
queefless with pessary piece.
Cy has five horny wives—
Barely gets out alive
each night…goes down the line, then restarts.
Starts to think: “Why couldn’t I be smart?”
Time for saber reborn,
spine of saber reborn.
Cy has five horny wives—
makes a break, out alive.
Takes a powder away from the place
where he’s—you might say—laid to waste.
Breaching horn nearly burst;
breaching horn he’ll now nurse.
never calm, want to swive.
Long-gone virgins, all running wild.
Horny, limitless; none will have child.
Each with pessary piece;
queefless with pessary piece.
Cy has five horny wives—
Barely gets out alive
each night…goes down the line, then restarts.
Starts to think: “Why couldn’t I be smart?”
Time for saber reborn,
spine of saber reborn.
Cy has five horny wives—
makes a break, out alive.
Takes a powder away from the place
where he’s—you might say—laid to waste.
Breaching horn nearly burst;
breaching horn he’ll now nurse.
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