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Song Parodies -> "I’m Blitzed from too Many Sippings"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas "
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Blitzed from too Many Sippings"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m blitzed from so many sippings,
I’m blitzed from too many sippings,
I’m blitzed from much bottle lipping
and fall flat on my rear.
Much bibing; I drink
from Bourbon to Zin.
Much bibing brings blitzness
and a toast of good cheer.
My drinking’s become a problem;
much bling is spent on this problem.
I think I might switch to pot, then
I’d stay off my rear.
That becomes a bigger problem
that’s worse than a drinking problem.
My experiments with pot end,
but coke’s very near.
I want blow, and so I get some;
I want blow; up my nose it runs.
I snort blow until it’s all gone…
I’m in dealer arrears.
I’m blitzed from too many sippings,
I’m blitzed from much bottle lipping
and fall flat on my rear.
Much bibing; I drink
from Bourbon to Zin.
Much bibing brings blitzness
and a toast of good cheer.
My drinking’s become a problem;
much bling is spent on this problem.
I think I might switch to pot, then
I’d stay off my rear.
That becomes a bigger problem
that’s worse than a drinking problem.
My experiments with pot end,
but coke’s very near.
I want blow, and so I get some;
I want blow; up my nose it runs.
I snort blow until it’s all gone…
I’m in dealer arrears.
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