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Song Parodies -> "Malcolm Higgins wrote to M"
Original Song Title:
"Old Macdonald Had A Farm"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Malcolm Higgins wrote to M"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret Ser-vice head
And in his mail he made a bond
A-ming for her bed
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state of red light
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret Ser-vice head
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
And it be-came dick
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In Canuck alert fright
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you tongue
A man of charm, he spelllt it wrong
But it came down Tong
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
On a site of fight-right
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you Tong
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
Made it make you red
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state o' pale white
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret´s 0-0-Head
And in his mail he made a bond
He would to her wed
And the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Got it right, spent the night
In a state of ex-cite
Malcolm Higgins got his M
Se-cret´s now se-crete
Se-cret Ser-vice head
And in his mail he made a bond
A-ming for her bed
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state of red light
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret Ser-vice head
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
And it be-came dick
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In Canuck alert fright
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you tongue
A man of charm, he spelllt it wrong
But it came down Tong
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
On a site of fight-right
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you Tong
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
Made it make you red
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state o' pale white
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret´s 0-0-Head
And in his mail he made a bond
He would to her wed
And the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Got it right, spent the night
In a state of ex-cite
Malcolm Higgins got his M
Se-cret´s now se-crete
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I don't really understand this one, but it was great pacing and pretty funny. SO....good job!!
You are a hilarious genius!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't mind me asking, who is "M" ? I think that would help us vote.
Diva: M is the (now female) boss of James Bond, just the right type of woman for our Malcolm, I think. ;-)
And M is of course also the latin number for 1000.
TheLegendaryChosenOne: Thank you, but for a returned compliment I feel that one was probably a bit over-exaggerated. :-)
And M is of course also the latin number for 1000.
TheLegendaryChosenOne: Thank you, but for a returned compliment I feel that one was probably a bit over-exaggerated. :-)
I thought M was the Roman numeral for 1000.
I´m familiar with both expressions. Yours might be the better one though. Good point.
Thanks =)
wow Know.. thanks .. for all those who care, I will be taking a couple of weeks of the site.. thanks to all who care for the kind words.. I have suffered a little bit of a crisis which requires my full attention.. those who have my email can ask.. those who don't.. take care, keep writing, and thanks for the votes for the awards. ( hey my first ever win.. and Royce and I as co winners. thank you) Chucky G. you are amazing. keep it in order till I get back will ya? Wildy and Diva. email me regarding the 4 day jaunt to Fla. it is going to happen.. Royce. write like the queen. Merry and Pips, keep up your amazing stuff.. those who I should have mentioned but did not.... ( and if you feel left out, then I should have mentioned you and I'm sorry) all the best. keep up the awesome stuff my crisis is not going to be fatal or anything, just one of those things that come up for some people... take care to all.. will check in in a couple of weeks hopefully.. Malcolm
I think after hitting the 1,000 mark you need a break anyways. Carry a small notebook with you and write down ideas as you get them, that way when you have time you can start cranking them out again.
Malcolm: Get well soon and come back for another 1000, or I will have to scratch the idea of using KISS´s "2.000 Man" once more. :-)
If you should ever wanna use this song, know that "Old K1chyd (Que-One-Chyd" had a farm" both fit the original, and bears some true, because me and my sister and my brother together owns the farm where we grow up. Might be a temporary thing though, this is after all the land where 50% of what one earn goes away in taxes, but for the moment it is true.
Diva: Pass it on to Wild Chalupa Man that "Am I Right A-ward(s)" goes very well with the ee-i-ee-i-o part of this song. ;-)
If you should ever wanna use this song, know that "Old K1chyd (Que-One-Chyd" had a farm" both fit the original, and bears some true, because me and my sister and my brother together owns the farm where we grow up. Might be a temporary thing though, this is after all the land where 50% of what one earn goes away in taxes, but for the moment it is true.
Diva: Pass it on to Wild Chalupa Man that "Am I Right A-ward(s)" goes very well with the ee-i-ee-i-o part of this song. ;-)
Is it me, or is there a Chinese sign on the above comment? Maybe it's just me.
I don't see any Chinese things anywhere. Maybe it's your computer?
Got your message, Know 1chyd. Sorry folks, I haven't been checking in to the site for a few days. The Football team, that I coach is is the the playoffs, so I've spent most of my free time at practices
Pre-Vote Tally: 3s and 4s and 5s to make an average just above 4.5, 'cept for funny.
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