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Song Parodies -> "Let’s Help Our Lib Celebrities"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Let’s Help Our Lib Celebrities"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Let’s help our lib celebrities
Pack up and go away
Remind them that they promised to
If Trump would win the day
To save them all from Hitler's pow'r
And all their fears allay
Oh hiding behind transparent ploy
Transparent ploy
Oh hiding behind transparent ploy

Among the many who have vowed
To up and run away
Are Sharon Stone of un-crossed leg
And Cher, I’ve heard her say
Let’s help them move to Italy
Or Canada, to stay
Oh guiding them out in a convoy
One-way convoy
Oh guiding them out in a convoy

Now many who had planned to leave
The good old U.S.A
Have quietly decided to
Forget their vow and stay
Instead they’ve all just quit on “X”
They’re calling it a day
Oh hiding behind transparent ploy
Transparent ploy
Oh hiding behind transparent ploy

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MAGA - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
DemoKKKrat celebrity shills are always "threatening" to move away (usually to Canada) if they lose the election, but then when it happens, they almost *never* do it. We on the right already have a perfectly serviceable theme song for them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUiFYWd6xNs

(At least that free-speech-hating far-left fascist pervert Ellen DeGeneres actually *did* leave for—appropriately enough—the U.K. where the free-speech-hating far-left fascist Der Starmer Der Farmer Harmer is implementing the kind of treasonous totalitarian terrorist thuggery KommieLiar Whoreass would have imposed on us here in the U.S.A. if her goose-stepping lackeys had been able to vote fraud her in the way they did with Dementia Joe in 2020.)
Onslaught - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
I feel you might be holding back just a little, but I get the gist.
Abe Buzzard - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
I'd love to have a psychologist explain what would motivate someone to not only continually post rehashed repeats, but also post their own comments afterward. G&GBF; seems to be fully aware that he's on a board filled with bright, creative people, but he is definitely not one of them. His glaring lack of wit and creativity set him apart as someone not even worthy of a participation trophy, hence, his only resort is to poop in the punchbowl and try and convince himself that what he does is clever in its own way.
Capta¡n Obv¡ous - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
Hey George&GermaineBriantFaggot;: This garbage parody is proof that you’re willing to let your opponents say whatever they want, and expose yourself as stupid. This entire parody is a lie. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send. I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.
MAGA - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
I note that "Capta¡n Obv¡ous" here is using upside down exclamation points for the "i"s in his name; maybe to keep his comments from being automatically filtered out?
Onslaught - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks all
Zen Adam B. - December 05, 2024 - Report this comment
"Let’s help them move to Italy" Guess this writer doesn't know Italy now has a far right Prime Minister Meloni. Not as bad as the magas, but still. I'm okay in a deep blue city-state, but if the magas take over here I'll move to Britain, France, or Scandinavia. Where will magas move after we beat them in '26 & '28? Putin's Russia I presume?

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