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Song Parodies -> "Why Don't This Sell"
Original Song Title:
"Carol of the Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Why Don't This Sell"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
What in the hell
Why don’t this sell
Day after day
Orange-man bad, say
MAGA is here
Be of good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
Biden won’t win
Put Harris in
All heralding
Momala queen
Cry in your beer
Wails of despair
Filling the air
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
Hitting the ground
Cabinet is sound
O'er hill and dale
Still hear them wail
States that are swing
While people sing
MAGA is here
Let’s give a cheer
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Chest starts to swell
Country gets well
All seem to say
The U.S.A
Is here to stay
Dems cry in fear
Goods that they sold
Tired and old
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
That is their song
Voters are wrong
Celebs they say
Flying away
Words of good cheer
Please flee from here
Planes fill the air
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Go MAGA go
Don’t slow your roll
Their tearful tone
Morning Joe moan
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
MAGA is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
This then we sing
With joyful ring
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
Why don’t this sell
Day after day
Orange-man bad, say
MAGA is here
Be of good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
Biden won’t win
Put Harris in
All heralding
Momala queen
Cry in your beer
Wails of despair
Filling the air
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
Hitting the ground
Cabinet is sound
O'er hill and dale
Still hear them wail
States that are swing
While people sing
MAGA is here
Let’s give a cheer
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Chest starts to swell
Country gets well
All seem to say
The U.S.A
Is here to stay
Dems cry in fear
Goods that they sold
Tired and old
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
That is their song
Voters are wrong
Celebs they say
Flying away
Words of good cheer
Please flee from here
Planes fill the air
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, MAGA Christmas
Go MAGA go
Don’t slow your roll
Their tearful tone
Morning Joe moan
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
MAGA is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
This then we sing
With joyful ring
(Dems Gone, Dems Gone)
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