Dem hands ring, sweat is glistening,
Warning signs, no one’s listening
We’re voting tonight,
As we spread the fright,
Of waking to a MAGA Wonderland.

Going away is the jailbird,
Here to stay, that’s the Dem’s word
They sang the same song,
Oh boy! were they wrong,
Waking to a MAGA Wonderland.

In the middle of the evening we see,
Winds of change are blowing through D.C.
They’ll say are you serious?
We’ll say, sure man!
But wait a mo’
The counting’s still not done.

Later on, Dems conspire,
Steal PA, their desire
The plans that they made,
Have all gone astray,
Waking to a MAGA Wonderland.

In retrospect see, they had built a strawman,
And they thought that they could knock him down
They’d have lots of fun with monster orange-man,
But then the voters gave away their crown.

That’s the show, ain't it thrilling,
Though your gal got a drilling
We'll frolic and play, while Dems go away,
Waking to a MAGA Wonderland.
Waking to a MAGA Wonderland,
Waking to a MAGA Wonderland.