Oaf gnominates Noem, air and muck ’neath her dome
Pretty clear that she back-probed her way
To the job, she’s a curse, couldn’t be any worse
But the Reich’s got many clowns in play

Gnome Noem is deranged
Pretty clear that she lap-probed her way
To the job, she’s the worst, got a puppy-kill thirst
Got no mind, with clowns in the cadre

Of course she’s not right for the job, she’s a blight
Bulb ain’t bright in her head’s mushroom farm
We shouldn’t be amazed that the oaf has picked crazed
Racists/rapists and such that set off alarms

Orange gnome’s deranged
Pretty clear he hates the USA
Oaf couldn’t be worse, by dictators he’s nursed
He’ll help fry sacred ground every day