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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Chemistry"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Chemistry"
Parody Written by:
Orion
The Lyrics
On the first day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
The most abundant element you'll see
On the second day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the third day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the fourth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the fifth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the sixth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the seventh day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the eighth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the ninth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the tenth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the eleventh day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Eleven Sodium salts
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the twelfth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Twelve Magnesium fires
Eleven Sodium salts
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
The most abundant element you'll see
On the second day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the third day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the fourth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the fifth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the sixth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the seventh day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the eighth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the ninth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the tenth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the eleventh day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Eleven Sodium salts
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
On the twelfth day of chemistry, the Table sent to me:
Twelve Magnesium fires
Eleven Sodium salts
Ten Neon signs
Nine Fluorine minerals
Eight Oxygen compounds
Seven Nitrogen plants
Six Carbon products
Five Boron fuels!
Four Beryllium gears
Three Lithium batteries
Two Helium balloons
And the most abundant element you'll see
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Clever idea! Sometimes thats all you need, as the idea will carry you thru the whole parody. This probably wasn't that difficult for you, as you had over 100 possible elements to shoehorn into 12 slots
Good idea for a chemistry lesson!
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