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Song Parodies -> "My Tulsi"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Tulsi"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Tulsi Gabbard had me fooled in 2019: I believed she was a progressive and I liked her looks. Then I found out she's a Fascist.
My Tulsi was once a progressive
Hawaiian nice Democrat girl,
But now we realized she had fooled us,
The things she says now make us hurl.
[Chorus]
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader, Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
My Tulsi, she once tried to fool us,
Pretending she had Aloha,
But now she is trying to school us,
In GOP Fascist dogma,
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader, Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
My Tulsi, now loves Faux’s Tucker,
And war against Ukraine she loves,
And vile rottenlouse’s verdict,
She cheered with the ultramagas,
[Repeat chorus]
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader,Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
Who is this Hindu Samoan,
And what has she done with Tulsi?
I want the Hawaiian Progressive,
Please bring back that Tulsi to me
Hawaiian nice Democrat girl,
But now we realized she had fooled us,
The things she says now make us hurl.
[Chorus]
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader, Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
My Tulsi, she once tried to fool us,
Pretending she had Aloha,
But now she is trying to school us,
In GOP Fascist dogma,
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader, Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
My Tulsi, now loves Faux’s Tucker,
And war against Ukraine she loves,
And vile rottenlouse’s verdict,
She cheered with the ultramagas,
[Repeat chorus]
Tulsi, Tulsi, she loves the Russian leader,Putin,
Mar-a Lago, is where we’ll find her new best friend,
Who is this Hindu Samoan,
And what has she done with Tulsi?
I want the Hawaiian Progressive,
Please bring back that Tulsi to me
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So, arguing the case for Putin is an evil thing? Why, I yotta ..
Yeah, how DARE she maintain even so much as a minimal grip on her sanity!
FASCIST .... Anyone that doesnt accept being stripped of their rights to free speech, or to privacy, or to due process or 6th Amendment right to a speedy trial like a dutiful little prole
^^Oh look, Alex Jones decided to visit.
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