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Song Parodies -> "Papa's Rush (Round 2)"

Original Song Title:

"Hush Little Baby"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Papa's Rush (Round 2)"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

Papa's return is here! And this time it's personal!
Hush, little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna run you out of the store
and if the store gets closed after then,
Papa's gonna chase you as a hen.
and if the hen doesn't lay any eggs
Papa's gonna raise you a little cash
and if that cash flow doesn't rise
Papa's gonna make you run a enterprise
And if the enterprise fails to enter orbit
Papa's gonna throw you out of the auction
And if the auction is still going on
Papa's gonna make you a Patapon.
And if that Patapon fails to walk
Papa's gonna take you for a walk.
And if the weather stops your walk
Papa's gonna tow you to the wall.
If that wall then is a wreck
Papa's gonna take you beyond the straight.
If that straight beats a Royal Flush
Papa's gonna take you to the rush
And if the rush takes you outside
Papa's going to tow you apart again!
And if the tow fails to restart,
Papa's gonna get you fired from the mart.
If that mart then gets closed,
Then you're stuck here for the ghost!
If the ghost then grabs hold of you,
You are awakening by a nightmare here!
But you're not in a nightmare....

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