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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Caught Runnin’ Around"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Caught Runnin’ Around"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He’s punched in the mouth
and poked in the eye.
Not a bit of doubt:
She’s pissed at this guy.
Santa Claus caught runnin’ around.
She’s makin’ a fist
and pounding him twice.
She should pull it out,
put in a vise.
Santa Claus got caught runnin’ ’round.
She’s seen that he’s been sleazin’;
she knows she’s gonna take
him out because he’s not been good.
She learned he’d been on the make.
He was munchin’ down south,
his North Pole raised high.
She screamed, “Get your mouth
out!”, first poked his eye.
Santa Claus she’s gunnin’ next down.
and poked in the eye.
Not a bit of doubt:
She’s pissed at this guy.
Santa Claus caught runnin’ around.
She’s makin’ a fist
and pounding him twice.
She should pull it out,
put in a vise.
Santa Claus got caught runnin’ ’round.
She’s seen that he’s been sleazin’;
she knows she’s gonna take
him out because he’s not been good.
She learned he’d been on the make.
He was munchin’ down south,
his North Pole raised high.
She screamed, “Get your mouth
out!”, first poked his eye.
Santa Claus she’s gunnin’ next down.
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Christmas comes but once a year, Santa, more times than that... 5s
So you're telling me there's more to the song, "Santa Baby" than meets the eye, JAB? I always thought Eartha Kitt was just a little too breathless when singing that song, knowhatImean? Try to wrap your brain around that image -- Santa doing Eartha
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