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Song Parodies -> "Mop the Stalls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mop the Stalls"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A terrible job, but someone's got to do it!
Mop the stalls where men get their jollies
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Watching a porn star named Hot Holly
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Some don their gay apparel,
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Tossing off to Hung Harold!
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs

Windex windows, grab the Kleenex
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Wipe the j*zz from spouting p*nises
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs

Coin slots for viewing pleasure
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Change machine for quarter treasures
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs

Viewscreens filled with t*ts and ass*s
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
Filled with nude lads and lasses
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
This crap should be banned altogether
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs
The pay is not getting any better!
Oohs, oohs, oohs, and aahs, aahs, aahs

Can't even get a referral letter!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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hamend - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
think the pacing is a little off
Jonathan - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
"George Takei Voice" oh my... 455

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