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Song Parodies -> "Gimmie Gimmie (Pink) Chocolate Bars"
Original Song Title:
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Gimmie Gimmie (Pink) Chocolate Bars"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I'm almost drooling as I'm writing this intro. A new type of chocolate has been discovered slash invented. It's pink. Not dark, brown or white - Pink! It will have a more fruity taste and it will be called "Ruby" (because of why? - it's clearly pink!) and it will be out on the market sometime next year. (If I were the marketing director I'd aim for Valentine's Day). Anyway, here are some sources, you need to see this for yourselves: 1 and 2 and 3.
Gimmie, gimmie, chocolate bars
I can't bid them au revoir
Dark an' brown and white I've tried
From the choc-connoisseur's guide
Pink or Ruby newish are
But they're on my choc-radar
When the wrapping paper's gone
Chocolate's there to feast upon
First you take a little bite
Then you're munching through the night
Tasty, tasty, chocolate bars
Every colour's wunderbar
I can't bid them au revoir
Dark an' brown and white I've tried
From the choc-connoisseur's guide
Pink or Ruby newish are
But they're on my choc-radar
When the wrapping paper's gone
Chocolate's there to feast upon
First you take a little bite
Then you're munching through the night
Tasty, tasty, chocolate bars
Every colour's wunderbar
© Peter Andersson.
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Pink chocolate? Now I've heard everything! Actually not THAT weird to be honest with you BUT kinda goofy so good topic!
well, now I'm craving pink chocolate. and it's not even been released, yet... 5s
This too: PINK CHOCOLATE BAR infused with ROSÉ wine and decked out in edible crystalized rose petals! The Compartés ROSES & ROSÉ Chocolate Bar is brand new, handmade in LA with French rosé and Compartés signature white chocolate. ... It's rosé season so sit back and pour a glass and take ... Online, available, $9.99. Oh yes, Peter, I gave you 555 too! Try not to complain about it ;-)
Thanks Matthias, Jonathan and Rob. White chocolate can probably be coloured to have any artificial colour since it's not really real chocolate itself (I once had a cheap bar of such that tasted more like majo - ewww!)
Sounds yummy anyway. 555
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