Evolution although taught as fact is only a theory and a weak one at that. Where are all the transitional life forms? The missing link between the animal kingdom and man? Add cobbled together pieces of dinosaurs from around the world to make a complete skeleton (which is bad science) and the constant shifting of dates for the earth and universe.. and you've got IMO junk science. Same for global warming. No scientist can say 100℅ that we are not just going through another hot climatic cycle as before when there was no industry, cars, or billions of humans here. It actually takes more faith to believe in evolution than religion. And survival of the fittest? Tell that to everyone that has laid down their lives to protect others. Darwin is in hell.

To "Reminder": "Only a theory"? A scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment. Such fact-supported theories are not "guesses" but reliable accounts of the real world.
To Author: This parody suffers greatly from not having a point of view.

There's also a big difference between evolution and adaptation. Why hasn't man evolved further?

Brilliant, Mr. Question Mark. Man has evolved to where Man has evolved. If he had evolved any further, it would be the future.

Progession isn't evolution, just time lapse. We have not become higher beings with new powers or capabilities. Cro-Magnon man could work as a Walmart greeter!!!

^ LMFAO!!!

"Common sense" introduces a red herring. No expert claims evolutionary significance for the Cro-Magnon, aka European early modern human (EEMH). Their earliest known remains are a mere 45,000 years old. Fossils of the immediate ancestor of such modern humans are yet to be found; up to 4-million-year-old fossils of bipedal, tool-making pre-humans have been found in abundance.

^ Fake history!

Printing out the repeated choruses makes the parody easier to read. This is the advice I give to new authors here. Evolution is a subject I have tackled on a few occasions. It usually draws comments. I remember years ago a story about an ultra conservative church trying to conduct a book burning. They started a bonfire with some rock and roll records. The pastor wanted to burn a copy Charles Darwin's book. Seems it was a rather hard book to locate in his neck of the woods, so he wrapped an old dictionary in a paper sack and wrote "On the Origin of Species" on the cover and threw it into the flames. A couple years ago at a street fair in Leavenworth, Kansas, a church deacon handed me a copy of the now-infamous book. I think his denomination is now one of the biggest distributors of this title. Much as the John Birch Society is the leading publisher of "The Communist Manifesto".

Evolution isn't even a theory; it's a myth.

^ way to go!!!

^^ Time marches on for the creationist. Tock-tick.