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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Christmas (1944)"

Original Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Christmas (1944)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
A crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the second day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the third day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the fourth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the fifth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the seventh day of Christmas
the Führer sent to me:
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the eighth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
8 Minnies Moaning**
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
9 Flakpanzers flak-ing
8 Minnies Moaning**
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the tenth day of Christmas
the Führer sent to me:
10 V-2s launching
9 Flakpanzers flak-ing
8 Minnies Moaning**
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the Führer sent to me:
11 Snipers sniping
10 V-2s launching
9 Flakpanzers flak-ing
8 Minnies Moaning**
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

On twelfth day of Christmas
The Führer sent to me:
12 Stukas dropping
11 Snipers sniping
10 V-2s launching
9 Flakpanzers flak-ing
8 Minnies Moaning**
7 88s firing
6 Minelayers laying
5 MP-40s
4 Opel Mules*
3 Panzerfausts
2 Tiger tanks
and a crate full of Rheinmetall MGs

After that, no more supplies!!!
* mobile armored rocket launchers
** 28-32cm tube rocket launchers nicknamed "Moaning Minnies" by the Allies

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Callmelennie - December 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Five-oh! Five-issimo! Who could have guessed that "2 Tiger tanks" would be the sub for "2 Turtle Doves?" ;-D. From the American perspective ...... On the fifth day of Christmas Matt Ridgeway sent to me -- FIVE! FROZEN! FINGERS! ... four armoured corps, three Franz Huns, two Tiger tanks .. and Jadpanther headed straight toward me. (I'm a sick bastard)
Rob Arndt - December 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks CML, I just wrote off the top of my head. I needed a balance of firearms, heavy weapons, armor, and I threw-in the mobile V-2s which were available by mid-1944.
Jonathan - December 28, 2016 - Report this comment
so, THIS is the parody Lennie inspired? cool! 5s and yeah Lennie, you are a sick b*st*rd. but of course, that's part of your appeal! :)
Rob Arndt - December 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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