Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Keep Czechs Away"
Original Song Title:
"An Apple a Day"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Keep Czechs Away"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
Don't go to the Czech Republic. Seriously.
Keep Czechs away
All they do is beg
Forever in mourning
Prague is so boring
Socks & sandals sight
Women are whores outright
Service that most dread
No English signs up ahead
No bathing, the men reek
Prospects for change? Really bleak!
People in Haiti more optimistic!!!
Czech world of gray...
All they do is beg
Forever in mourning
Prague is so boring
Socks & sandals sight
Women are whores outright
Service that most dread
No English signs up ahead
No bathing, the men reek
Prospects for change? Really bleak!
People in Haiti more optimistic!!!
Czech world of gray...
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2485.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 796