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Song Parodies -> "Shite Ireland"
Original Song Title:
"Patapan"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shite Ireland"
Parody Written by:
Arden Ockkerfuss
The Lyrics
Per request. This is my tenth parody! Yay!
When in Eire, you'll feel glum
In pub: Guinness farts and Ginger scum
No real spices, just mayonnaise
A-run-to-the-loo, shite Ireland
Bad dancing as the brown boots sway
Hordes of drunken Irishmen!
Memories of Viking Days
Kept the Irish sore dismayed
English conquest latter made
Took-the-land-from-you, shite Ireland
Potato famine two million claimed
Then the stinking IRA...
Cold & Hot water don't mix, just run
Kitty litter fails to clump for #2 or 1
Female legs are hairy ones
Bad-hygiene-not-a-clue, shite Ireland
Not to mention crappy weather
Love the Green is all I can say
That and Enya on My List plays...
In pub: Guinness farts and Ginger scum
No real spices, just mayonnaise
A-run-to-the-loo, shite Ireland
Bad dancing as the brown boots sway
Hordes of drunken Irishmen!
Memories of Viking Days
Kept the Irish sore dismayed
English conquest latter made
Took-the-land-from-you, shite Ireland
Potato famine two million claimed
Then the stinking IRA...
Cold & Hot water don't mix, just run
Kitty litter fails to clump for #2 or 1
Female legs are hairy ones
Bad-hygiene-not-a-clue, shite Ireland
Not to mention crappy weather
Love the Green is all I can say
That and Enya on My List plays...
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This is beautiful! 555!
Goodness me, this is number 11!
How about doing Americans next?
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in the U.S.?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
The States are hard due to such diversity for a particular stereotype to stick. The South is its own entity, the Eastern seaboard, California, Texas, etc...
You can stereotype all Americans for being fat, scientifically illiterate, religiously fanatic, unable to speak foreign languages, gun-loving, etc. All regions are covered by those. You know -- Ugly American. There's a goldmine here. As an American stereotype, I'm too embarrassed to take a crack at this myself. OS could be America the Beautiful, repeated a couple of times. I'm laughing already!
^ me thinks Randy is going to hell
Like the set-up, keep doing them!
Q.: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A.: To avoid the black guy on the first side.
Q.:How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.: Three. One to hire the Mexican to unscrew it and two to deport him.
A.: To avoid the black guy on the first side.
Q.:How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.: Three. One to hire the Mexican to unscrew it and two to deport him.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer? A: Chelsea.
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, six to talk about how wonderful it's going to be when the new bulb is screwed in, and ten to argue for increased funding for solar lighting research.
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, six to talk about how wonderful it's going to be when the new bulb is screwed in, and ten to argue for increased funding for solar lighting research.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Because Germans are highly efficient and have no sense of humor
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Arizona?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick!
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick!
Good work, man! Keep it up, from The Rocker, SirensInMyHead...
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