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Song Parodies -> "Bible Translations"
Original Song Title:
"A, B, Cs"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bible Translations"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
For fun only...
Tyndale, Wycliffe, KJV,
NRS, ESV, and NASB,
Vulgate, Webster, Third Millennial, NIV,
RSV, LB, Orth JB,
Young's LT and WEB,
NKJV and trusty NLT...
This list is just too long for me
I think I'll grab my thick Ryrie*
Translations, Interpretations, Theology,
Which of these is best for ME???
** GotFSM?
NRS, ESV, and NASB,
Vulgate, Webster, Third Millennial, NIV,
RSV, LB, Orth JB,
Young's LT and WEB,
NKJV and trusty NLT...
This list is just too long for me
I think I'll grab my thick Ryrie*
Translations, Interpretations, Theology,
Which of these is best for ME???
** GotFSM?
* Ryrie Concise Guide to Theology
** Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
** Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
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yeah which one?
I prefer NLT (New Living Translation)...
When I was about 9 my dad bought me a New King James study edition bible from the Christian church we were going to at the time. I haven't really looked at all these different translations.
as awesome as The Flying Spaghetti Monster sounds there is only one true God! 5's
Thanks Ann and Jon! You should read what most appeals to you. I started with KJV, went through NIV plus NASB, and love my NLT. I am a Gentile, so other versions that use Hebrew names for G-d (YHVH, Yeshua) or Festivals like Sukkot do not do anything for me. The Number One name for Jesus in the world is amazingly... Jesus!!!
I liked it.
Just found a version which omits the verse numbers and the typical double-column format. Maybe this will be the year that I finally read it.
Patrick, you might want to try The Action Bible which is in graphic novel illustrated form. Sells well. Walmart usually has it from $15-20!
This is just too funny! I love it! 555
Thank you!
NASB The Official Bible Of the Catholic Church
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