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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Snacks of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Snacks of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This song is about a young man and his excessive food purchase for a sales representatives' office Christmas party. It also references my enormous appetite.
The first snack of Christmas I bought for the party
Was a pizza with extra cheese
The second snack of Christmas I bought for the party
2 Turtle pies and a pizza with extra cheese
The third snack of Christmas I bought for the party
3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The fourth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The fifth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The sixth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The seventh snack of Christmas I bought for the party
7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The eighth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The ninth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The tenth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads
5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
The eleventh snack of Christmas I bought for the party
11 heads of lettuce, 10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads - 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
The twelfth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
12 fresh cannolis, 11 heads of lettuce, 10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads - 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
(J.C.: With all this food, none of my guests will go home hungry).
Was a pizza with extra cheese
The second snack of Christmas I bought for the party
2 Turtle pies and a pizza with extra cheese
The third snack of Christmas I bought for the party
3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The fourth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The fifth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The sixth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The seventh snack of Christmas I bought for the party
7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The eighth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The ninth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads, 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese
The tenth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads
5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
The eleventh snack of Christmas I bought for the party
11 heads of lettuce, 10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads - 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
The twelfth snack of Christmas I bought for the party
12 fresh cannolis, 11 heads of lettuce, 10 juicy burgers, 9 jars of pickles, 8 cheese pierogies, 7 links of bratwurst, 6 taco salads - 5 pounds of wings
4 racks of ribs, 3 French toast, 2 Turtle pies, and a pizza with extra cheese.
(J.C.: With all this food, none of my guests will go home hungry).
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Quite a buffet-555!
lately reading "12 Days of Christmas" parodies has been making me hungry! 5's
Hadn't heard of pierogies before. This site is educational! 5's
Can u do a female version of this, Joe?
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